Latest Shirts
Don't Talk to Strangers
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Dont talk to strangers. Unless they offer you candy, in which case, hear them out for a little while until your mom comes to pick you up. |
Missouri
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 0 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Damn this shirt looks fuckin' good. Doesn't it? Sometimes we take for granted how well our states really are united. Sure, Ohio State and Michigan ar… Read More » |
Pog Champion
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Ah yes, 1993... before the game was polluted with slammers, whammers, and other banned substances. You were a true champion. |
Centaur of Attention
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | This T-shirt is half amazing half hilarious. |
License to IL
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | This shirt isn't really a license to IL. You will still need a driver's permit. |
Final Countdown
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 0 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Approved by The Magicians Alliance |
Miss South Carolina
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our educat… Read More » |
Don't Hassle the Hoff
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | It's rare to see a shirt dispense such invaluable advice, but this is one of them. |
Nuke The Whales
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | "Meh. You gotta nuke something." |
Pedro Lacks
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 7 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | This is Summer Wheatly and I approve this t-shirt. |
Volunteering
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Not only is this shirt funny, but it's also factually correct. Volunteering, by definition, does not pay. |
DIKFORE
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | This is our impersonation of anybody who sees your shirt: Hey what's a... Ohhh! Hahaha! Where can I get one! SERIOUSLY! GIMME THE LINK OF THE STORE! … Read More » |
Pizza is the Best
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 0 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Finally a t-shirt we can all agree on.True story: The original idea for this shirt had cheese baked into the collar. |
Pierce & Pierce
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 0 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | This shirt will have all your friends thinking: "Jesus. How'd a nit-wit like you get so tasteful." (If you're wondering about the shirt, that's pa… Read More » |
Yoga is for Posers
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Ugh, I was into yoga way before ancient peoples discovered the restorative powers of meditation combined with stretching. |
Your Retarded
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 3 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | I guess this shirt is a booby trap for wannabe grammar police. "Hey", they'll whine, "did you know that your shirt uses the possessive 'your' when it… Read More » |
Wyoming: Who Cares
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 6 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Is a shirt still offensive when it only offends 515,004 people (according to a recent census)? |
I Dyslexia Heart
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 3 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | For an added joke, wear this t-shirt backwards. |
Boring (NASCAR)
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 0 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Have you ever been to a NASCAR race? Ever seen one on TV? This shirt goes out to everyone who has unwillingly watched cars go around in a circle for … Read More » |
Camp Anawanna
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Some of us lost our virginity at summer camps, others just lost our iPods... Seriously, if you've seen it let me know. |
Original Gangsta
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 0 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Back in the day we used to shoot 8-bit ducks just for fun. How's that for hardcore? |
Everybody Loves Ramen
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 0 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Some people may argue it's too predictable for their taste. |
South Korea
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | I'll be the first to admit there were some pretty awful shirt ideas tossed out the night we thought of this gem. I mean, terrible stuff. Like "North … Read More » |
Rock Paper Scissors
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 5 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | What did Rock say to Paper? Beats me! |
Silent but Deadly
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | The ninjas greatest strength is his stealth and agility. His biggest weakness? Beans. huh? |
Speaker City
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 0 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | We definitely don't need a description for this. If you get it, you'll buy it. If you don't, you won't. huh? |
Where My Dogs At?
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Everybody knows that the cutest dogs are orange flavored. |
I Gave My Word
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | I didn't see a vagina up-close until I was 18. Today, at 22, I've seen at least seven of them. My name is Jakob Lodwick, and I sell T-shirts. |
I Choo Choo Choose You
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | In the future trains will choose people and not the other way around. |
The Notebook
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 0 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | You may want to rent the DVD just in case they quiz you on major plot points before making out. huh? |
Cougar Hunter
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 0 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | The cougar is a rare breed of female homosapien. It's natural habitats include night clubs that were cool three years ago and the hotel bar inside th… Read More » |
We Built This City
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 0 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Rock and Roll is a great foundation. |
Wake and Bake
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 0 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | This is some quality shirt right here, man. |
Condiments
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Gently unroll the condiment all the way down to the base of the sandwich. If you don't get it on the first time, throw the condiment away and start a… Read More » |
Secede
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Another piece of trivia for you history buffs: Robert also won other yearbook superlatives including most spirited, most facial hair, and shortest mi… Read More » |
Shit Happens
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 4 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Depression, as currently defined by the American Psychological Association Journal, can be traced back to this specific situation. |
Juan on Juan
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 0 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Does Mexico have an official basketball league? And if they did, would the players wear sombreros as they dribbled down the court? My guess as to the… Read More » |
Long Distance Relationship
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Because relationships are a marathon, not a sprint. |
Greece
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Here's the funny thing. Even though we put this description on here explaining that we know that's not the flag for Greece and that's the joke, we'll… Read More » |
Cup Chicks
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 0 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | 2 girls. 1 dream. huh? |
I'm So Excited...
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Oh, Jessie Spano, who knew a woman with such intelligence would sink into a life of drugs. Why couldn\'t it have been Lisa? She had nothing going … Read More » |
Beards
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | As a big fan of puns, I must admit that this is one of the best I've seen. But this shirt goes beyond a simple joke- it's a proven fact. Buy this shi… Read More » |
Dramatic Chipmunk
| From: | Busted Tees » |
| Crushes: | 0 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | The motion picture academy is already scrambling to redefine the rules of what defines a film for this year's Oscars. Vegas odds-makers have put the … Read More » |
