Latest Shirts from Busted Tees
Vote Quimby
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| About: | "Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?" - Mayor Quimby huh? |
Street Performer
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| About: | Sidewalks were made for walking. If they want to juggle and ride unicycles they should join the circus like a normal clown. |
Big Foam Shocker
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I Shot The Deputy
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| About: | But I did not shoot the Sheriff. Oh, I'm going to jail anyway? huh? |
Bovine University
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| About: | The first choice -- and last stop -- for all of Springfield's cows. huh? |
Down In Front
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| About: | Don't worry, they're just saving seats for the Chicago Bull's starting lineup. |
Defunker: Deathstar
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| About: | The Empire strikes back, but they sure don't design space-stations well. |
Unicorn Meat
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| About: | Rich in protein and enchantment. |
Bikini Inspector
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| About: | Stop wasting your time freelance bikini inspecting. |
Vintage Vantage: For the Birds
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| About: | Regurgitating your own food into your babies' mouths is also for birds, but doesn't have the same ring to it. |
Vintage Vantage: Who Loves Burritos
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| About: | Fighter jets are a lot like Mexican food. Wait, we're thinking of tanks. Visit Vintage Vantage huh? |
Vintage Vantage: Fool Around
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| About: | Is it a question or a statement? Who cares, let's make out. |
Vintage Vantage: Safety Third
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| About: | Wear this instead of a helmet to really prove your point. |
Bucky Balls
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Attendance
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| About: | Appropriate for any and all fourth most popular New Zealand folk duo band meetings. huh? |
Legalize It
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| About: | We mean gay marriage, not the game of Life -- which should definitely be outlawed. |
Venus De Milo
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| About: | Primary objectives: Kill, crush, evoke aesthetic appreciation from art connoisseurs. |
Fortune Cookie
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| About: | "Quick! Find a cookie that says, 'Just kidding.'" |
Swiss Army
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| About: | This explains why Swiss Army Knives are the smallest knives on earth. |
Ace and Jocelyn Movie Poster
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| Price: | $9 |
| About: | If you love this poster say Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah HEY! |
Let's Get High
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| About: | Balloons are nature's herbs. huh? |
Vintage Vantage: Smile
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| About: | Whether you're gay or homophobic, this shirt will clearly identify homosexuals for you to love or hate.Visit Vintage Vantage |
Vintage Vantage: Reservations
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| About: | We can't wait to kick these shirts out of their homes and send them across the country.Visit Vintage Vantage |
Vintage Vantage: Polar Bears
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| About: | For each shirt we sell, we'll rescue a polar bear from the receding arctic and release it safely in New York City. |
Vintage Vantage: Punchline
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| About: | That's a lot of build up for such a crappy fruit juice. |
someecards: Lame Machines
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| About: | "Bro, can you spot me on the Ab-Roller?" |
someecards: Designated Driver
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| About: | He's three casks over His Majesty's legal limit... of nine casks. |
someecards: Drunk and Scream
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| About: | This shirt is not advocating drinking, just violence. |
someecards: Canadian
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| About: | And Canada can finally stop pretending it's north of Europe. |
Bo Knows Obscurity
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| About: | Bo Jackson used to play two sports. Now he plays three: Shuffleboard, Ping Pong, and Loneliness. huh? |
I Want Him
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| About: | No not you, him. |
Not My Recession
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| About: | All those hedge fund managers laughed at you for hiding your life savings in a mattress, but who's laughing now? |
Honker Burger
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| About: | Would you like Beets with your meal? |
Barrel Roll
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| About: | Our first shirt with Rumble Pak support! huh? |
Kiss Me I'm Desperate
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| About: | A shirt guaranteed to never see the floor of a girl's bedroom. |
Were #1 America
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| About: | Anyone who doesn't agree with this shirt probably won't realize it. |
Duckburg Savings and Loan
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| About: | Life is like a hurricane, shouldn't your money be in an impenetrable vault? |