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Poker Game
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Ooooh myyyyyy… Picard throws down and my face is palmed And Ackbar to my left is screamin’ “trap!” Well Jean Luc doubled up with a royal f… Read More » |
5 Second Rule
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Spirochete, Cocci, Mr. Bacilli, thank you for coming to this meeting. I hope that your being here signals a new direction in inter-bacterial co-opera… Read More » |
Order of Operations
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | What a strange creature is man! His language, culture, and faculties of reason are unmatched among his fellow beasts! |
Change comes to all
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | It is written that to every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. This is great and timeless wisdom. But on a planet… Read More » |
Peanut Butter and Jealousy
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | I mean, you were out, I thought! Um, you know banana, right? We were just… listening to some Elvis records and… listen, banana, it was great to s… Read More » |
Made of carbon
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | You holding any carbon, man? I need some of the black stuff real bad, man. I mean, like, I can’t live without it, you know? When I start getting lo… Read More » |
coffee stain cats
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | It’s killing me to do this, my pretties. But the Health Department says I have to get rid of you. I know, I know, the nanny state strikes again. Th… Read More » |
Four Little Ponies of the Apocalypse
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | “Death, Death! Come quick!” |
MONSTER HUNTER
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Is that what they’re saying about me now? That I picked up a spear and slew a giant dragon-monster-thing that had been terrorizing the town and set… Read More » |
Envy
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Thanks, Hollywood, for strip-mining another precious memory from my childhood. What ponytail wearing, cigar chomping, empty suit greenlit a PREQUEL f… Read More » |
Akkorokamui-san
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Listen to yourself, Gary. You sound like one of those superstitious islanders, now. A 360+ feet long squid-fish hybrid sea monster? In beautiful litt… Read More » |
Error – Cuteness Overflow
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | So first off, I have no idea how it happened, but I got this virus thing on my computer and it’s really messing me up. Can you take a look at it an… Read More » |
Viral Kawaii
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Well, Mr. Roberts, I have good news and bad news. The bad news? You’ve definitely got the Herp. The good news? It is, without a doubt, the cutest c… Read More » |
I Heart Math
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | That’s it. I’m done with women. Meet my new girlfriend, Mathematica. |
Eat more meat
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | You wanna know a secret? You don’t live longer by denying yourself earthly pleasures. Life just SEEMS longer that way. And what’s more enjoyable … Read More » |
Unexpected Error
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | James McGillicuddy 2012-12-21 10:13:05 PDT |
Save the Jackalopes!
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | An entire species faces a life-or-death crisis and needs your help! We’re pretty sure they do, anyway. |
pandemonium
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | “Say, Jack, can you come in here a second?” |
On The Road Again
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | “Stevens! Just what do you think you’re doing? We’re in the middle of a murder investigation!” |
The Black Hole
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | When you’re hungry, truly hungry, it’s all you can think about. Your hunger becomes an idea so dense that nothing can escape. Couches look like i… Read More » |
a simple question of weight ratios
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | How am I supposed to get a blue ribbon on this project if these stupid swallows keep dying on me? If one’s not croakin’ from exhaustion, another … Read More » |
The Umbrellas
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Dear Mom and Dad, |
The Discovery of fire
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Look, we’re not the judgmental type, so if you wanna believe in firebirds or a phoenix or whatever your particular brand of mythos leads you to bel… Read More » |
Flower Carrier
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | HEY-YOU-ARE-NEW-AROUND-HERE-RIGHT |
Rock, Paper, Scissor Hold
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| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Paper flying off the turnbuckle to execute its deadly “covers Rock” move! Rock roaring across the canvas to break Scissors! And, of course, Sciss… Read More » |
Shh, The Rat Is Our Patron
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | “Ah, Michelangelo, my brother! It seems The Critic has struck again, using his lack of vision and limited talent to render a judgement beyond his s… Read More » |
Pup In Training
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Boy, this place is dead. |
Fresh Cake
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | That’s right, Cakes Gone Wild is giving you EXCLUSIVE VIP ACCESS to the hottest clubs where only the hottest baked goods go! And these tarts (and q… Read More » |
Orbital Model of the Carbon Atom
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Carbon is the source of all life. So it stands to reason that it would also be the source of all adorableness as well. Because what would life be wit… Read More » |
world nom-ination :D
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | “Good God, man! Enter the launch codes! It’s our only chance at stopping it!” |
Escape the city
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | There’s a lot to be said for the city. There’s art, there’s music, there’s culture, there’s food and drink and every vice you could ever po… Read More » |
Life in the City
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Hello? Jack? Hey, shut up, it’s Jack. Jack, where are you? Me and Betty are- oh, you are? He’s on the Pulmonary. Jack, which way are you going? N… Read More » |
Read The Whole Book!
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | What’s in a text? That which we call a play In summarized form would be kind of lame. So Shakespeare wouldn’t, if he were condensed, Retain th… Read More » |
Shakespeare A-Z
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | I’ve seen a lot of attempts at cheating on my Honors English midterm, Mr. Belknap, but your ingenuity is surpassed only by your glass-headed transp… Read More » |
Verona Apothecary
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | “Romeo, sweet Romeo!” |
Knock, Knock
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Who’s there? Who’s there? Just the future, comrade! Because now is the time for uprising! |
Perfectionist
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | You give your all at work. It’s you who keeps the place running. You’ve got years of accumulated institutional wisdom. No one else really underst… Read More » |
Shirt Of Continued Employment
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Jack, great, please, come in, have a seat, get comfortable, help yourself to a comma. So, basically, the reason that I called you, you know, in to my… Read More » |
Mr. Lincoln
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Distinguished members of Mrs. Gisburne’s Fourth Grade History Class, I present to you a portrait of Abraham Lincoln unlike any you have ever seen, … Read More » |
“Buzz Aldrin” Always Sounded Like a Sports Name
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| About: | Thanks for coming, everybody. As you know, we’re trying to get a whole new generation interested in manned space flight. To that end, we’re looki… Read More » |
Schrodinger’s Cat
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Dear Albert, |
Fractal Tree
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Everything you will ever be is built inside you. But how will it come out? Remember, it just takes one family of patient Japanese guys to turn a migh… Read More » |
Poison Apple
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Listen, Adobe. I come to you under a white flag to try and warn you: a little collateral damage like a dead JLA member isn’t going to stop this guy… Read More » |
How FIRE EXTINGUISHERS work
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Okay, Mom, before you freak out, this is what happened. See, there was this fire and… |
Blocks Build You
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| About: | That day in September, the lot of people had decided they had had enough of the lot they had been allotted and had been taking as their lot in life. … Read More » |
School
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | “And then you want to get where? Where? That’s right, exactly two steps away from the mushroom. That way, you’ll be in just the right place whe… Read More » |
Squeeze
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Okay, maybe you didn’t until just then. But NOW you heard read us. We’re printing this bad boy with Glow in the Dark ink. We know: that’s some … Read More » |
How Rainbows are Made
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | Rainbows are part of the majesty of the world in which we live, my boy. We’re just a strand in the web of life and the enormity of the world can be… Read More » |
Holy Guacamole!
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| Price: | $15 |
| About: | When the sheriff and I finally arrived, the fight was over. The gruesome aftermath was like nothing I’d ever seen. The three avocados had been mash… Read More » |