Popular Shirts from Snorg Tees
It's Okay Pluto
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| Crushes: | 6 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Don't worry about it Pluto, you'll always be a planet to me. |
Ice Ice Baby
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| Crushes: | 6 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Word to your mother. |
The Awesome Meter
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| Crushes: | 4 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | And I'm off the chart |
Milk, I am your father
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| Crushes: | 3 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | This just doesn't make sense on so many levels. |
Mixed Martial Arts and Crafts
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| Crushes: | 3 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | You don't get to start work on pottery until you are a black belt. |
Aluminum Falcon
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| Crushes: | 3 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Its a fast enough ship for you, old man |
I'll Be Bach
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| Crushes: | 3 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Are you Johann Connor? |
I Scream You Scream
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| Crushes: | 3 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | I scream, you scream, we all scream...for ICE CREAM! |
Girls Like Guys With Skills
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| Crushes: | 3 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Bowstaff skills, nunchuck skills, computer hacking skills...girls like guys with skills. Get the t-shirt. What'd you flippin' think! GOSH! |
The Breakfast Club
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| Crushes: | 3 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Five total strangers meet in Saturday detention, and the results change their lives forever. A bird, a rabbit, a tiger, a bee, and a captain. |
Can't Read Good
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| Crushes: | 3 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Here at Snorg Tees, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking. |
U.S. History Cheat T-Shirt
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| Crushes: | 3 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Why bother with learning all that boring American history? SnorgTees has you covered. Amaze your friends and ace any test with our U.S. History Cheat… Read More » |
Shake & Bake
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| Crushes: | 3 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Shake and bake...does that blow your mind? |
I Don't Give a Dam
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $19-19 |
| About: | Classic literature, as performed by beavers |
5/4ths of People
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | This shirt is 125% accurate. |
Can You Beer Me Now?
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | More beer? Gooooooood |
Unlucky Unicorn
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | It's too bad that poaching has made it so that the few remaining unicorns can only be found in zoos. |
Greece Lightning
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Betcha didn't know that Zeus was in the T-Birds |
Sweet Dreams Are...
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Who am I to disagree? |
Red Stapler
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | It's a little known fact that prior to the movie Office Space, Swingline did not actually make a red stapler. Thanks to Milton, now they do. |
Indian Style
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Contrary to popular belief, Columbus called Native Americans "Indians" because of the way they sit, not because he thought he was in India. |
I'm a n3rd
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | I know it. You know it. Now let the world know the truth, n3rd. |
Textually Active
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Textually Active |
Peanut Butter And Jelly - BFF
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Though the pair enjoy many creamy days of tasty goodness, PB & J have also seen their fair share of crunchy times and sticky situations. As BFF's, th… Read More » |
Necktie T-Shirt
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | For those important occasions where a tuxedo t-shirt would be too formal, but you still want to look good. |
My Other Ride is Your Mom
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | This shirt is one that just came together perfectly and begged to be made. |
Choose Wisely
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Confucius says, "Rock crushes scissors, but scissors cut paper, but paper covers rock. Weigh your choices carefully and choose wisely." |
I Have the Body of a God
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Now, I |
I'm Huge In Japan
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | The entire country of Japan is about the size of a family sedan. I |
Strangers Have the Best Candy
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Remember kids, make them give you the candy BEFORE you get in the car. |
My Butt Hurts
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | The perils of life as a chocolate bunny. |
The Chicken Or The Egg
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Finally, an answer to the famous question: Which came first? |
I Declare A Thumb War
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $17 |
| About: | Modern thumb wars originated with ancient hitchhikers, as a way to determine the person best suited for thumbing a ride. |
Assistant Regional Manager
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| Crushes: | 2 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Assistant To The Regional Manager. |
Zombies Ruined This Shirt
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| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | N/A |
| About: | It is always a good idea to have a ruined shirt pre-made for the zombie apocalypse. Save $4 off the normal price this week only. |
Leading Causes of Accidents
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| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | N/A |
| About: | Watch out for banana peels too. |
Stand Back, I'm A Professional
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| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | N/A |
| About: | Hold on, let me stand in some water before I do this. |
Your Tan Line is Showing
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| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | That's why I always sunbathe naked. |
Smiling Is My Favorite
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| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | My second favorite is drugs. |
Abstinence, 99.99% Effective
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| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Try explaining this one to your parents. |
Friday the 12th
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| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | For him it is hardly ever TGIF |
Stock Market FAIL
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| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Low mortgage rates FTW! |
It's Business Time
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| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Conditions are perfect. |
I'm Not Afraid of the Dark
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| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | Even light is afraid of ninjas. That is why they are always in the dark. |
Gravity, It's the Law
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| Crushes: | 1 |
| Price: | $19 |
| About: | This is why we don't have hover boards yet. |